I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So much rum. So many feels.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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