Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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