I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize