Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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