i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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