Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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