Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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