I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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