Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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