I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
