If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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