i can't believe i had my finger in that
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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