we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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