Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He shit in the fireplace
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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