: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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