In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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