Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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