i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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