I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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