his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
ok first of all what the fuck
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