Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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