May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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