dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Randomize
