what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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