id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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