Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.