guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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