Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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