You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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