everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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