we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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