We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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