new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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