Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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