She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
third nipple confirmed
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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