Whoa Z and x make the same sound
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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