I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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