dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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