If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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