You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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