My pussy is not your playground.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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