it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I wish you could order shots online.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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