I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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