hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
