Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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