we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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