I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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