Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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