So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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