I must be too annoying 4 u.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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