honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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