? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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