You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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